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We confess. We do love our SCORE columnist Alyssa, and here are some of the reasons:

* Alyssa Alps has never missed a deadline in over four years.
*Her column is the best ever written by a model in the history of men's magazine publishing. So say we.
*She's dependable, capable, determined and strong, cuddly-wuddly and fuzzy-wuzzy all at once.
*She has always been a loyal, supportive friend to many of her fellow dancers and models.
*She bakes Christmas cakes and cookies for the entire SCORE staff every year. And she does it with her own soft, tender hands.
*Alyssa Alps has fantastic tits. Okay, we had to throw this line in.
* Alyssa Alps s the kind of woman you want by your side when the chips are down.